hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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