Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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