Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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