Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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