I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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