How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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