Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
