I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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