You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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