You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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