is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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