He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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