it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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