Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Let's paint friendship bongs
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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