i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i drank out of a bidet.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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