For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
send nudes
from the living room?
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