She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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