no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I will pee on everything he values.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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