He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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