id be glad to
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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