Princesses don't give blow jobs
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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