I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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