There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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