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I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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