3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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