Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
FUCK WHALES
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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