We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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