I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He better not be in your backpack
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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