I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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