My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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