but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
worst night to have a conscience
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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