Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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