So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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