this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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