he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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