Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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