Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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