I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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