She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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