I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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