Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A bitchslap is in order.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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