I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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