small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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