youre lurking in front of me
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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