my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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