Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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