I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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