He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Bring me that man meat
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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