You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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