Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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