Ambien. No doubt about it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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