I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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