just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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