how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
how does that bad decision feel?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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