Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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