Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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